ARAKI-senei to hanasu tame ni,

nihongo wo 3 nen kan benkyou shita'n desu yo!
--> surely -if- Hirohiko Araki-sensei were to come to the USA (eventho we ALL know he loves the USA and F1 racing, but he loves Europe equally so that's not much luck), it would be because...

a) he has become "mainstream".
b) there are a lot of signature hunters I have to kill.
(as i hear eversince 6 years ago when I was a 'anime-connie' they have imposed "limits" to signatures.) FUCK THAT. It's bang bang 1911 time!!!

...so, if you're reading this and know when Araki comes to the USA.. let me know and I will part frickin MOUNTAINS to say "arigatou" to him.