TDAY 5 -insert coin-

THE ROOF! THE ROOF!
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
I really should watch my mouth but it's pretty fun (besides with T around hopefully we will all stay out of trouble. Between a frantic POLISH NINJA, an ECCENTRIC BARBIE DOLL, an absentee JESUS MAN & our favourite Good'ol German Boy T, we will live.
So 'berto at safeway goes; "Hey buddy, come to buy your medication? (points at beer)." To which I reply "Yup. I got company... I feed them protien (points to wood chips for grilling) I feed them carbs (raises the cans); Noone has to go to jail ^___^."

More later! Onto my checklist:

• Carbs CHECK!
  
• Canned Energy CHECK!
  
• Educational Toys CHECK!
  
• Seasoned Nori Strips CHECK!
  
• Wasabi Peas CHECK!
  
• SATAN COOKIES CHECK!
  

: D

DISARM ME WITH A SMILE

the [killer] in me, is the [killer] in you...

Have you seen the new MGS3 trailer?? I guess there are spoilers here as far as "AW SHIT" factor but man you got to see it if you don't plan to play soon ; ).

The whole storyline of a lady named BOSS as Snake's master is just too awesome for me. In this trailer we've got some MAD SKEELZ with face to face - hand to hand pistol neutralize and disarm.

What BOSS did was MAD SKEELZ in my book. Highly improbable? Yeah. Awesome? GODLY! I have a hard enough time doing what she did to SNAKE with BOTH MY HANDS plus in a non stress situation.

Sure Jet Li did it in Lethal Weapon 4... but relatively speaking.. in a smooth Original Italian made Baretta (or a SIG for that matter) it is 'relatively' easy to do this super cool disarm. (Such a disarm MANDATES Gregory Williams-Scott and the NY Philharmonic orchestra just BLARE when you do it.)

I have a new mission.. to be able to do what BOSS did!! It CAN be done.. only if you ignore any other purpose in life you might have!!

In other news.. Tomorrow is one more day closer to TDay5. T, K, (Jim will be absent) will be at SnipeRanch with the usual festivities!! We have MGS3, Berserk and lighter fluid to liven things up!! : D

Frantic fantastic!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA
You know what. This is really a wonderful country. AS MUCH as I really respect and appreciate the strong (stubborn?) and independent American culture, it really does have its down points. Today I was at AngelFish having a wonderful Japanese lunch, when I notice the SHRIVELED OLD PRUNE OF A POTHEAD CARPETMUNCHER next to me making sure the WHOLE restaurant knew that she was DISPLEASED by her "flaky salmon".

She got her replacement salmon sushi no problem. Even with a smile, but ofcourse that was not enough.. she had to herald the servants to "take it away! I don't want it." (Ignoring it was not enough) She said that the flaky salmon might make her give her partner a veneral disease.

I don't know if it's just me being pissed off about the attitude or because she is dissing a friend and an establishment I love. The things SOME people will do for a fucking free meal. FUCK YOU!

She's like a landlady I had.. she's got mental problemazoids!

...anyways I guess my Japanese came out too quick "That old hag's rude. Do you want me to kill her?" almost as if I had practiced the line.. well I did : p and Taka kinda shruged like he wanted it to slide. Forbid she and her "PITA" buddies come and vandalize the place.

IN OTHER NEWS: LOOK WHAT MISS SHIRLEY AT THE POST OFFICE GAVE ME AS A GIFT!!


(she didn't even know I collected snowmen)
*__* OHHH MY GOD!!! ISN'T HE ADORABLE?!? I blush and cant keep a striaght face when I hold him!!! (I think I will call him "ISNOSE". Today he will serve as my shield against:
1. Dumb People.
2. Mean People.
3. Outspoken Carpetmunchers who are afraid fo giving veneral disease to their partners from flaky salmon.

^0^ -{"ISNOSE SHIELD!!") *~*

(Oh yeah I also got my new reloader : D now I can make BULLETS!! MUWAHAHA! *_*

PANIC! Glock 36!

CUTE & ACTION!!!

It takes a lot (and a far off the wall FLCL) to get me interested in a "cutie comedy" anime but I couldn't help it - panic action funny nonesense gun anime. : ) I just watched FULL METAL PANIC FUMOFFU (thanks again Yuu) and as expected I LOVE IT!

I was rolling on the floor, rewind and pause and rewind with this anime. its been a while since I loved such a "simple formula" anime in a while. I hope I cna get more cause i think its all worth it and a great escape from reality.

This is a pretty big statement too but I think I like the blue haired main characheter too and her sidekick... maybe because it was how I envisioned 'AYUMI" and "CHIAKI" in MRB95 ^_^ happy happy... I need to find some nice red ribbon for my Glock 36 so I can replicate the pic on the ED song.

(the Japanese speech and dialogue was PRICELESS as well)
I go to sleep now - : ) hooray!!

Balisong Oh! Balisong.

wanna see something fun? : D
http://www.pointblankassassin.com/blog/balisong.AVI

EXAMINE the very bored gentleman on the far corner. ONLY in a KNIFE SHOW can you find someone totally unimpressed!! ^_- (btw Dr. Larry said he was hamming it up for the camera LOL!)

(just a way to use my geocities JUNKS account)

I'm sleepy.. I woke up early today. Maybe a gym session will be good to wake me up.
I need to do T-Day 5 shirts >_<

just another day... a lazy day.

"a simple lazy afternoon..."
I got tired of seeing this sketch on my bedroom floor - messed it up early on in the game >_< - so I figure I'd use a chaotic ballpoint pen to go over it and add colour and SUPER ULTRA flying random text. It hid some of the ugly spots : ) I need new markers. (or a better more patient technique) I just hope this "get well soon" card for Dudley don't come so late ; p

I think I need therapy...

xen·o·phile  (n.) A person attracted to that which is foreign, especially to foreign peoples, manners, or cultures.

READ THIS - SO FUNNY!
The Official Guide to Getting a Girl to Play Samurai Shodown V With You
Eventhough you do not like to play VS video games, are a feminist, a moose hunter or even a wayward republican - I think you will enjoy. If not then you are not human and belong in the woods with Ted Kizinski-kinnini.

Anyways back to my thoughts.. I think need therapy. For some unfathomable reason (probably God is snickering at me), I CANNOT for the life of me speak Japanese when there are native Japanese speakers around. I went to YUME Sushi today (I didnt like their T shirt/tank top design : (..) and I think Hide-san qas quite perplexed at why I was not speaking at all with a group of middle aged Japanese friends sitting next to me chatting up a storm. It don't matter if they are male or female, young or old, moose hunter or democrat... i just can't do it. Well maybe its OK if its a very old lady cause they're used to talking to their grandkids who have about the same amount of vocab as I do (except they dont speak in gangster inflections ORA OI!)

Sure I can speak to Hide-san or Taka-san at Angelfish (somewhat) but something in my body just won't speak. Some biological block I have in me - kinda like Final Fantasy 7.

I think I need to go back into elementary Japanese and ridicule some nerdy otaku who can only quote Ranma! That or piledriver then FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK some Japanese kindergarten kids.

hardest word for me to say around ANYONE is "GOCHISOU SAMA DESHITA. (Thank you for the meal - or something)" I can say it in the shower all day but not to a live person. WHY GOD WHY!!?!?

..... ¬_¬;;

anyways, I am in love with the owner of the local Thai restaurant. Mrs. Atchara and her cute daughters just drove over to my house to give me some home made desert!!! OH SO EASILY BRIBED I AM!

OK I will eat sweet globulously slimey balls of multicoloured carbo-evil now. Its getting late to draw. I think I will put in RETURNER or some low impact DVD while I clean my M1A and Little LTR (who is now named yet).

Dim-Sum for one, please...

You have an adverse effect & a responsibility to every soul you touch in this world; and in the end, that is how your legacy will be remembered.

Everyone in the world has, maybe not the RIGHT, but the ABILITY to be happy - and if you're sad then that is oftentimes merely a product of your self defeating attitude - this is something I have to remind myself on a day to day basis.

I hope everyone who sees this picture smiles today ^_^

Do you like DIM SUM dumplings?

I am a Chinese Cowboy.
UPDATE: 8000th HP HIT thank you ART ^__^

I don't know what I was thinking...

Man I'm hungry.. then again I am always hungry : )
(and because I am Son Goku!)

Funny thing happened last night. I was going thru my old junk and found my old pair of leather pants (yeah kinda scary.. don't tell anyone!!). It's probably out of date and you wonder if it was ever in style to begin with.

But anyways I fit into them again after 4-6 years! : D HOORAY HOORAY! And I didn't have to tug them off my legs like when I was younger. (lets hope it stays that way. knocks on wood)

What to do what to do... Moving all my parents' stuff to the new house really got me lazy and unproductive.. glad to get back to drawing and getting out of the house again.

A lot of people are fascinated by Asian culture. They study it immensely and immerse themselves in it willingly. They eat the nasty 'far east' food eventho their bodies rebel - and even go out of their way to find wonderful 'Oriental' girlfriends. Me; I just want to wear some leather Iori Yagami Bondage pants and be a Chinese Cowboy.

Losing focus, again?

...I have been a bit speechless lately for some reason.. I am not sure why. Then all of a sudden, as I was vegging at work, a strong memory invades my mind.

When I was little, maybe 3-5 years old I remember my mother constantly asking me to call my Dad to ask him when he would come home. That or ask for him then have me hand the phone to her. The secretaries all knew me and thought I was cute.
-That is twisted stuff... I had blocked it from my mind.


--> In other news I think I will buy my reloading machine this week so T can teach me how to make super beauty wonderful bullets when he comes over for T-day5.

--> Also, I am suddenly infatuated by the demo video of this game: OZ
Any game with cool voices and a lady that says "Ima da, SHONEN!" or "Anta ga kami gami tsukurareta ningyou na no da..." gets a mega thumbs up from me!

YOU WIN!!!

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS - WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!! NO TIME FOR LOSERS CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!

It's time to peel off those bumper stickers people...

TODAY'S DREAM TEAM



I am terribly surprised about how cool KOF 2003 is.. I had to have it because the chara designs (artwork) were done by FALCOON *__* I don't think that they modified the actual sprites.

But yes I do not know about the politics but the game starts out brandishing "SNK/NEO GEO" then "SNK/PLAYMORE"... What does it mean?? Is SNK back or are they just using smoke and mirrors??

Despite that this weeknd with no internet connection I spent hooking up my speakers, playing video games like old times, and loading magazines in case there was riotting in the streets here in Kalifornia come Wednesday morning...

Overall I was surprised that the game returned to it's roots. No strikers and the "feel" seems to mimic the old SNK design. Good music, Pretty cool graphics (NICE backgrounds) and smooth physics. I am still trying to figure out what the advantages of switching players out is tho...

Observations and Comments:

With the new tag out system - We only get one "opening vocal exchange" and one "winning quote" per battle now.. boring. : (

Yamazaki is more insane than Iori. WOAH '_' you should see his leader-SDM.

White blood/sweat effects. ; )

Throw piority is very high for this game, you end up throwing the guy eventho you didn't want to - and it seems to make you cheesy.

They made K' insanely powerful.

Joe remains fun to play with : ).

For some reason I can't pull off DMs for some characters eventho I can pull it off with others (and the motion is the same) weird.